An Antique Argument
Two travelers one unhappy night
Met on a moonlit moor
Each warned of a raging storm
Soon upon them to descend
Weary wanderers, both
Strong-willed and well-informed
Advised strongly against
The way the other went
One stocky southbound soul
With reddened cheeks and rugged build
Told of a northern tempest
Of hoarfrost, howling gales
That could freeze even the furnaces
Of the devil’s hateful heart
The other, being northward bound
Stared ahead and only scoffed
For he saw a scene serene
And he asked, somewhat confused,
“Are you terribly turned around?
Yes, yonder comes a blizzard. Yet
Its hate hails from the south.”
They both gave a second glance
At the fury each had fled
And noting nothing changed
In the baleful skies behind their backs
Deemed the other one deranged
So began a bellicose debate
Between twin prides, in time
A chastening chill crawled up the hills
And hid with hopes to mingle
In that malcontented moot
Gorging, growing into
The spectre of a storm, the same
Each feared was not too far
So as they stood there, heated
Frost bit slowly through their boots
First said the northbound stranger,
“See these spectacles here?”
He pointed to a pair
Of loosely fitted lenses,
Damaged, dirty, dangling,
Off his officious head.
“These bifocals once belonged
To a learned enlightened man.
He manufactured marvels.
His vision verily is mine.”
The southward wagged a scarlet finger
And shivering replied,
“They hardly fit your hollow head.
The lenses look like ice,
Like frozen fissures that you’ll find,
Deep down your dimwit’s road.”
He next unfixed
A broken compass from his belt.
He hoisted it up high and claimed
(To a cloaked and clouded moon),
“This was my father’s for a while.
Before, it belonged to his.
Generations have all journeyed
It’s led all to lasting peace.”
The skeptic snorted. Mist
Obscured his spectacles. He said,
“That needle never moves.
As soon shall you it seems.”
They argued antique merits
To prove their paths were best
Then it started, that fateful storm
That both thought was behind.
It shrouded them in shackling sheets
Of blinding sleet and snow.
Forced to find shelter, foes
Make little warmth for wear
While one found refuge below
A lone, snow-burdened bough
The other wandered off
As rime wreathed his brow
The frigid air made want for friends
The frosted ground begged for a fire
But still beneath the bough froze one
The second, shivering, shambled on
And when the storm had gorged and gone,
Two frostbitten folk,
Backs turned but feet apart,
Died in the calm of dawn.